I sometimes read the horoscope in newspapers and magazines, just for a laugh of course. I don't take them seriously in the slightest. Just as well. Imagine if I did believe them, and read this prediction for the whole of 2011 in today's Belfast Telegraph;
Sagittarius: No word at all, I'm afraid. Not one jot of advice. In fact, the stars just scurry away at your very mention. I'd stay put and not do very much for most of the year, if I were you. You may kill time by taking naps and looking longingly out the window.
Good job my new apartment has a good view then!
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